I offer my invention to the world: hoop type shoelaces that look like hair ties or ponytail holders, but with different colors and thicknesses/strengths- that connect/disconnect with a strong plastic re-usable mechanical fastening system, for people who want their shoes/boots to stand out, but never have to tie their shoes/boots again.
The mechanical fastener should be a male/female bulb/socket type, made from resilient type nylon or plastic that is strong and durable.
You're welcome...

#35 Only if you don't mind launching your pizza across the room when it gets done.

#35 is a horrible idea.

Melted cheese, grease, etc. inside the now useless toaster.

#34 that man is a genius.

#36 Great way to keep the stove top clean!