#1 the first lady is like "Uhh, thanks? I mean, I missed out on the entirity of it's life and it's going to die, like, tomorrow, but I'm glad you gave me back my cat."
After 8 Years On The Road My Cat Finally Returned Home!
"8 years ago my cat ran away from home, yesterday we were called by animal control that they picked up a red cat and read his chip, and it turned out to be my long lost friend!"
#1 the first lady is like "Uhh, thanks? I mean, I missed out on the entirity of it's life and it's going to die, like, tomorrow, but I'm glad you gave me back my cat."
I guess you've a cat then