It's easy to context a man as simple, because he is. He doesn't layer himself like an onion with constant mind games, demands, complaints, needless drama and trumped up insecurities that are a smothering fugue of DO and DONT, written by you, that is never actually clarified, lest you lose your ability to manipulate the situation with sex, thereby compromising your control over another persons spirit, mental health and well being. But I don't really blame you, ladies. After all, if a man was ever to actually weigh the worth of sex, versus the cost, he'd realize the only trick in your play book is to convince him that HE needs YOU, more than you need him. You better pray he never realizes that it's actually the other way around.

Hint for a happier marriage: When your wife pauses while she's yelling at you, asking her, "Are you finished yet?" doesn't help.

having a heated garage or even shed in winter time where a man can just get out of the house for a few hours helps