"My strangest experience was delivering to this nasty trailer park. I pull up and the guy is outside waiting for me. (Bad news in bad neighborhoods, because it might not be that dudes house and he is planning on robbing me)

anyways, I go up to him and he is high as f@#k off something. I tell him his total and he hands me a “twenty.” Now this twenty was the size of monopoly money, was in a black and grey color scheme, and printed on obvious printer paper. You could also see where he messed up cutting it with scissors."

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