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Samyra 4 year s ago
I hate to say this but #1 is Jesus not God
And it was God who sent the plagues not Jesus.
So it really should have been
Jesus: Open up.
Person: Why?
Jesus: So I can save you from my @$$ of a father.
The earliest Christians maintained that Jesus was a human being who was made God - a god - a divine being. Later they ended up saying that Jesus was born to the union of God and a mortal because the Holy Spirit came upon Mary and that's how she conceived Jesus, so Jesus literally had God as his father.
The Dog has spoken
And it was God who sent the plagues not Jesus.
So it really should have been
Jesus: Open up.
Person: Why?
Jesus: So I can save you from my @$$ of a father.
The earliest Christians maintained that Jesus was a human being who was made God - a god - a divine being. Later they ended up saying that Jesus was born to the union of God and a mortal because the Holy Spirit came upon Mary and that's how she conceived Jesus, so Jesus literally had God as his father.
The Dog has spoken
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Floyd 4 year s ago
Samyra, A valid argument that few will undrstand.
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Stephen 4 year s ago
Samyra,
As part of the coolest boy band ever, "The Holy Trinity", he is in fact God. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost have brought you such hits as "Love Your Neighbor", "Help the Poor", and "You'll Burn in Hell if you Masturbate".
I remember seeing them on their last world tour, with Satan as the opening act. Epic! (The T-shirts were overpriced though)
As part of the coolest boy band ever, "The Holy Trinity", he is in fact God. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost have brought you such hits as "Love Your Neighbor", "Help the Poor", and "You'll Burn in Hell if you Masturbate".
I remember seeing them on their last world tour, with Satan as the opening act. Epic! (The T-shirts were overpriced though)
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Valerie 4 year s ago
Samyra,
yeah, because trying to explain any of that christian biblical bullsh#t with logic and reason goes anywhere...
yeah, because trying to explain any of that christian biblical bullsh#t with logic and reason goes anywhere...
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Honey 4 year s ago
Samyra, The earliest Christians did not maintain that Jesus was a human being “made” by God. Nope. And the early church doesn’t have greater credibility that today’s church even if they had. Jesus is the same “I Am” referenced in the Old Testament - He existed at the creation of the world. So ya’ll can joke about it but one day you will breathe your last and Immediately find out the severity of your mistake.
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Littleberry 4 year s ago
Honey, I don’t care what your religion is. You shouldn’t wish horrible things on people just because they don’t practice your religion. Also, Christianity teaches to not be vengeful, so you’re all kinds of wrong.
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Meus 4 year s ago
Samyra,
It's all hearsay, for all we know it was his aunt Betsy.
It's all hearsay, for all we know it was his aunt Betsy.
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Missy 4 year s ago
Who gives?
It's all fairy tales and old wives tales anyway.
It's all fairy tales and old wives tales anyway.
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Greg 4 year s ago
lol not that I am even religious myself, but I knew the internet would provide a few anti-religious incels down here, circle j#rking each other off over your disdain for religion and that little dopamine hit of making yourself feel special. XD
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Eudora 4 year s ago
you are liars god exists and the bibel is all truth
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Tasha 4 year s ago
38 the earth is a globe but this comic is idiotic. The flat earther will just say that the earth is turned so its a disc showing round on the moon.
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Rasmus 4 year s ago
Life is short. We should spend as much time as possible arguing with strangers about religion on the internet.On a picture dump site.
And it was God who sent the plagues not Jesus.
So it really should have been
Jesus: Open up.
Person: Why?
Jesus: So I can save you from my @$$ of a father.
The earliest Christians maintained that Jesus was a human being who was made God - a god - a divine being. Later they ended up saying that Jesus was born to the union of God and a mortal because the Holy Spirit came upon Mary and that's how she conceived Jesus, so Jesus literally had God as his father.
The Dog has spoken
As part of the coolest boy band ever, "The Holy Trinity", he is in fact God. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost have brought you such hits as "Love Your Neighbor", "Help the Poor", and "You'll Burn in Hell if you Masturbate".
I remember seeing them on their last world tour, with Satan as the opening act. Epic! (The T-shirts were overpriced though)
yeah, because trying to explain any of that christian biblical bullsh#t with logic and reason goes anywhere...
It's all hearsay, for all we know it was his aunt Betsy.
It's all fairy tales and old wives tales anyway.