"When I was in high school I was just getting put under and feeling loopy for a wisdom teeth operation and the nurse was making small talk with me and told me she graduated from the same high school I went to and was on the dance team and I told her “No you weren’t, you have to be pretty to be on the dance team” right before blacking out.

I think about this sometimes before I go to sleep at night nurse I am so sorry to do you like that when you were just doing your job."

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