"I put up a weak fight to make it look like I was giving some sort of resistance, just to make it more fun. Usually, when she sits on my face she’ll take a break to let me breathe for a few seconds then plop right back down on my face. This time was different. She was preoccupied with the VMA awards, and after seconds of me “Pretending” to struggle, I was really doing it."
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