"One night, my roommates and I came home from the bar, drank some more, and then started to pass out. Roommates A and B (myself included) passed out in the living room on couches. Roommate C puts a frozen pizza in the oven, goes into the room, locks the door, and passes out. Roommate D is in his room on the second-floor sleeping because he had to work at 6 or 7 the next morning.

Eventually, Roommate D wakes up because he is choking on smoke. He rolls out of bed and crawls downstairs to find smoke billowing out of the oven. He tries to air out the house by opening the doors while yelling loud obscenities at Roommates A and B asleep on couches. I’m fairly certain that without Roommate D, Roommates A-C would have succumbed to carbon monoxide poisoning."

-a3kriege