"I almost choked to death on a chicken sandwich. It was dry, and I was sitting in my car eating it. It became like glue and I couldn’t get it down, so I started choking. I had no water, and I couldn’t breathe. I was freaking out something fierce. Then this old man sees me choking, opens my car door, and proceeds to administer the Heimlich maneuver. The old guy saved my life."
-the_hoser