"Damn, this reminds me of an @$$shole that would always order 2 footlong flatbread sandwiches right before we officially closed. He demanded that we toast each sandwich separately for eight minutes with all of the veggies on it. If someone tried to toast them together, he refused to accept it and insisted we start over.

There was never a manager for the closing shift, so this @$$hole just liked to bully whoever was working.

Oh, and then extra extra regular mayo and Sriracha. I think he wanted to know what a dumpster fire tasted like."

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