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“Back in college, a classmate visited my dorm room. I had a crush on her so I was trying not to be awkward. I immediately failed at not being awkward when I sat down and a bunch of loose change fell out of my pocket. I immediately remarked “Sorry, someone pushed my coin return button.” She laughed so hard she nearly peed herself. We then dated for four years.”

 

-Daydream_Behemoth

 

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