"I'd tape it on the inside of one of the fabric labels on my winter coat, which is currently in a suitcase in my closet with the rest of my winter stuff"

"1. Push it into a fresh turd in the kitty litter.

2. Straighten it out and insert it into one of those pin and string pictures

3. Shape it like a large staple and then use that to staple together some papers."

"I would go into the roof and slide it in between two tiles in a random spot."

"Firstly I'd straighten it out so it doesn't immediately look like a paperclip. That might help both if it's spotted and in finding a place for it. I would then push it into the gathered fabric at the top of my living room curtains, where it would be absolutely impossible to distinguish from the curtain hooks."

"Behind the plate that's screwed into the wall for my carbon monoxide detectorStraighten it out and glue it to the inside of a reusable strawBra underwireDryer lint trap"

"In the attic, stuffed between insulation. I doubt he/she will want to risk fiber glass splinters looking for it."

"I'll just temporarily make someone else the owner of my house and when I'm homeless I'll just chuck it in the woods somewhere."

"Inside the mattress or natures pocket"

"Between two slices of bread in the freezer."

"One extra ring in a spiral notebook."

"With the rest of the paperclips. He'll never know which one is the right one!"

"Push it through a hole in the silicone lining of my tub. Then reseal it."