“Ex and i were moving out after a breakup. cleaning out garage. she was being critical of my post-breakup plan of moving in with a coworker until i could find a better place to live, as most options weren’t great.
I took a deep breath and laughed. This puzzled her. Why are you laughing, she asked? I collected myself and said “because this is the last time I have to listen to this. you don’t get to be critical of anything I ever do, ever again!”"
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I told them to get the f@#k out.
They called for my boss who came down (he had been looking at the whole thing from a distance).
They complained and my boss turned to me and looked me in the eyes.
He said "I tought you well young Padawan" then turned back to the customers and told them to get the hell out.