"Clean houses where there are 3 to 4 chaotic children."
"Lava does not let you melt slowly into it. Even at close proximity the heat is enough to evaporate the liquids in your body and make you explode... They tested it by throwing dead pigs into a volcano, the corpses just bounce and skitter until the liquids are gone and the meat has burned up."
No, it's not. It's Latin America. You can tell by the yellow tint everything has.
uhm...no it wasn't