"Years ago, a kid in school used to host parties all the time as his parents were always away on weekends.

Was great, being 16, always having somewhere to go and get s@#tfaced until someone took a s@#t in his kettle and we were never invited back.

Apparently, s@#t, when boiled, creates loads of nasty s@#tty foam that escapes the kettle, takes over the kitchen and leaves a stink for weeks."

McNobby