"Not exactly IN my house, but close…

Had a large fig tree in the back yard of my house.

Rented the house out to a bunch of college girls one year while I house-sat for my girlfriend’s place.

They eventually sold their house, we moved back into my house, which, amazingly enough, now did not have a fig tree in the back yard.

Motherf@#kers UPROOTED AND STOLE THE FIG TREE."

JonathenMichaels