"My wife can’t stand polystyrene. I have to open anything that comes new in a box, and get rid of the packaging while she’s in a different room. She loves bubble wrap though.

genericusername123

My uncle was the same. One day I thought I was being funny, so I took the lid on the Styrofoam cooler and slid it back and forth to make that squeaking noise. At the time, with our family around, he just shot me a dirty look.

A few hours later we were going to the store to get something and I was in the passenger seat. He stops at the store, turns the car off and before he gets out, grabs 11 year old me by the shirt collar, gets 2 inches from my face and grunts “that’s not f@#king funny and if you do it again I will make you pay.”"

RichardBachman