#3 ain't that the sh#ts, made that poor girl run into door casing lol
#6 poor bastard dump his lunch
#7 made her sh#t her damn self lol
#10 there take that for scaring the sh#t outta me
#11 hope he didn't break beer?
#12 damn foolish thing to do to someone in slippery tub eh

It’s no wonder aliens don’t come here.

@ Appy. The only aliens we ever get are all illegal and never go back to their home country. Then they sign up for all the government programs like food, medical, housing, schools...etc. and we the taxpayer go broke paying for them.