Produce bins in fridges are full of germs
"A NSF International study found that the fridge produce compartment is one of the most "germiest" areas in people's kitchens. Therefore, it's essential to regularly clean out produce bins with hot water and liquid soap to prevent the buildup of bacteria."
Don't worry, if at first you don't succeed in poisoning yourself horribly, keep trying! Like for real, PLEASE keep trying.
The only thing you violate is your sock.
You're the kind of guy that his face mask probably has a hole in the middle...for more than one reason.
Momma always said, stupid is as stupid does.
Attacking people in the comments section of a humor based site is beyond pathetic.