A funky taste in water doesn't mean you can't drink it
"Ever left a glass of water sitting on the bedside overnight and then it had that funky taste in the morning? Well, turns out it's perfectly fine to drink. Duh—after all, there are no ingredients in the water that would make it go bad."
Don't worry, if at first you don't succeed in poisoning yourself horribly, keep trying! Like for real, PLEASE keep trying.
The only thing you violate is your sock.
You're the kind of guy that his face mask probably has a hole in the middle...for more than one reason.
Momma always said, stupid is as stupid does.
Attacking people in the comments section of a humor based site is beyond pathetic.