"For quite a while now, the length of toilet paper rolls has been shrinking. Apparently, once upon a time, the standard size of a toilet paper roll was 4.5 inches by 4.5 inches. Fast forward to now, most rolls are a half-inch shorter than they used to be. Despite that, consumers are still paying the same price."
And that Murica is why you're fat.
People in stretch wear shouldn't throw hamburgers, Wide Load.
In UK the pint is 20 OZ but the glasses are actually 22 OZ so you still get a full 20 OZ UK pint and a 2 OZ head
(Just one of the things in America that is not bigger than everywhere else!)