“It was in a dumpster, but they took great care to leave it visible and not touching anything too gross. Thank you, thank you, random musician.”
“We find really nice big keyboards, cheap violins, and instrument cases pretty often in music store dumpsters.”
He plowed your mom too, while your dad cried in the corner watching. He didn't say anything because he felt bad until someone told him he was the 3rd guy to do it that week.