
"Stephen Hawking was in an interview, when a cord was unplugged, and alarm went off (this was before he was completely immobile), and he slumped in his chair. The people interviewing him were scared out of their minds, until they realized that he was alright, and chuckling at his joke. The cord and alarm were for a computer."
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turned out, the man just put up a booth at the parking, and just started collecting money. never missed a day, until he probably figured he got enough to retire.
genius.