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Lonzo 5 month s ago
#8 I did that yesterday with pasta sauce JC-LOL green
       
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Delpha 5 month s ago
Is this whole post some sort of a Darwin thing?
       
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Nollie 5 month s ago
#2 - There's a special circle of Hell for people who trigger car horns when locking cars late at night. I'm hoping it involves an air horn directed at their ear.
       
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Joshua 5 month s ago
#5 being clever, putting a bucket under said sink. emptying said bucket in said sink, still without said drain. (me)
       
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Reginald 5 month s ago
God, people are so f#!king stupid sm_80
       
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"I have a key fob for my car. It’s set up so that if you hit the lock button once, it locks the car. If you hit the same lock button again, it locks it again and honks the horn so you know you’ve locked it for sure. The thing is, I always want to make super sure that it’s locked, but sometimes I come home to my condo super late, and my parking spot is right under someone else’s window. I noticed that if the key fob was farther away from the car when I hit the button twice, the honk was not as loud. So out of consideration, I would always wait til I was halfway up the stairs to do the double lock honk. What a great neighbor I am!

Anyway, after maybe 2+ years of doing this, one time my girlfriend and I were in my condo and I realized I needed something out of my car. So I go down there but when I get there I realize I had forgotten my keys. Well, I had my phone, so I called my girlfriend and asked if she would stick her arm out the window with the key fob and unlock my car. She mistakenly hit the lock button twice and my car honked. Really loudly! Even though she was all the way up on the third floor!

It was only then I realized...the honk was always the same. It only sounded softer when I was farther away...because I was farther away.

I have a master’s degree..."

 

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