"When my sister and I were younger, my dad liked to leave us a christmas stocking full of small gifts (novelties, candy, etc) on our beds.
this was very adorable until one year, when for reasons unclear he supplied us both with soft porn calendars – topless babes for me, oiled-up thong-wearing Chippendales for my 14-15 y/o sister.
after discreetly saying ‘wtf?!” to each other on christmas morning we each got rid of them, and for ~20 years they have never been mentioned by anyone involved."
Bastard_Wing