#8 I prefer the cliche of yesteryear when college kids drank beer all the time, got 3 hours of sleep a week while having lots of sex, and yet still managed to graduate in four years. Now their cisgendered selves sit around watching animated Pixar movies for eight years, learning how to crochet, and wanting some crazy old socialist to pay for their gender studies classes.

#11 I don't think the Japanese are interested in making every word rhyme for your benefit like this is some rap battle mic drop contest, so how's this.

Haikus don't have to rhyme.
You don't get what you want everytime.
F@#k off.

Ben Shapiro, the ultimate sh#t-person of the decade

#2 Finally with covid, Grandmas and moms finally get a break from the stress of doing all the cooking and sh#t for the holidays. Leave them alone to enjoy it.