“Poured a glass of water last night from the tap and left it under the light on the nightstand. The next morning, I found this floating in it. What could it be?!”
A: “It could be melted plastic residue from the light above (possibly a lampshade?) that coagulated in the water.”
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Greg 3 year s ago
#5 oh man, there isn't too many things more gut turning than finding something strange in food or drink that you've already partially eaten. 
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Cora 3 year s ago
Greg,
The old: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Manoah,
I thought it was going to be some elaborate cigar tip cutter.
The old: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Manoah,
I thought it was going to be some elaborate cigar tip cutter.
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Allisandra 3 year s ago
A few of those were less than helpful.
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Manoah 3 year s ago
#11 My First Guillotine; for your young'uns to off doll's heads.
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Elisa 3 year s ago
Manoah,
My thoughts. Adams Family stuff...
My thoughts. Adams Family stuff...
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Jimmy 3 year s ago
#11 No , it is a D@#K guillotine , for the hordes of trans folk to escape gender prison.
The old: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Manoah,
I thought it was going to be some elaborate cigar tip cutter.
My thoughts. Adams Family stuff...