“Something is growing inside of a bottle of bitter orange juice I left out in a cabinet for over a year. Before I open it, what is it?”
A: “It looks like SCOBY, which is usually formed when kombucha is made.”
The old: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Manoah,
I thought it was going to be some elaborate cigar tip cutter.
My thoughts. Adams Family stuff...