“This is a wooden wiener dog. The tail end is removable and the body is hollow. Is this more than a decoration?”
A: “It’s a novelty crayon or pencil holder.”
The old: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Manoah,
I thought it was going to be some elaborate cigar tip cutter.
My thoughts. Adams Family stuff...