#16 you let your cat up on your desk along with a glass of juice, I don't think you can blame the cat. What a maroon.

#8 You can look at that key and tell it's just cheap pot metal. Hope you bought the extended warranty. LOL

#3 The only reason I like tattoos are for how they immortalize melodramatic stupidity, making it easy to identify melodramatic, stupid people.

#34 Just burn the car.

#35 Denmark Today https://www.tv2lorry.dk/roskilde/bro-kollapser-ned-over-lastbil

#1 Apple's business model is to make sure that you have to replace your electronics regularly. Their accessories are NEVER interchangable or resuable for your next mac or phone. It would totally be believable that they make sure you have to use a special expensive product to clean the screen or you'll pay the Apple price. I have cleaned my laptop screen with windex and never had an issue on an HP laptop even though it's not recommended, it didn't render it useless.

You can train a cat just as well as you can train a dog. You just need a spine.

#25 Take off the face diaper for f@#k sake.

I have cleaned my Apple screens for 15 years with windex and never had a problem. I have no idea what happened to that one.

#31 You get what you pay for. Large chested? She looks kind of chubby to me.
#37 Peggy Hill lives!

had 6 cats
never lost a piece of furniture , plant, counter or curtain to a cat
only scratches were to pine flooring on the fast corners

#35 happened in my home town yesterday dec 15 2020.