“We were told by our district manager that we needed to push the single-bagged pickles because they weren’t selling well, so my coworkers and I secretly started what we called ‘The Pickle Challenge.’ When our store manager wasn’t working, we told teen customers that we would give them a free movie rental if they bought a pickle, ate it, and drank all the pickle juice in under a minute.

One time, a kid accidentally picked one of the spicy pickles and tried to eat it really fast. He projectile vomited all over the outside front entrance and couldn’t finish it. I had to hose it off, but it was worth the entertainment!”