#12 Really, you have about 624 because they become independent before or around age 12 and will have business elsewhere many times. Cherish them. You don't have 18 years. No more than 12.

#4 So sick of these posts with random thoughts presented as "facts." Hey Izi, I ate steak and veges for dinner last night - can you please include that in one of your future "facts" postings?

I see that people are still forgetting what infinity means.

#4 & #9, DUH!! No sh#t.