#16 The operating room is the last place anyone would get away with molesting someone. There are at least four, usually six or more people, all focused on the patient at all times.
I have never, in 27 years of trauma surgery noticed so much as a bad remark. The amount of respect for the patient is astounding.

#7 Asian have no belly buttons, but fingerprints? why?

Someone once told me the moon can't reflect the suns light because it's "always in the Earths shadow". After I informed him how wrong he was, he then insisted that there's a hole in the top of Earth that people fly into to look at dinosaurs cause that's where they hid when the asteroid hit...guy was like 25 at the time. I hope the daughter he left my friend with isn't that dumb