"A distant cousin, who has long been a complete dumb@$$, once told me that whatever direction she is facing is north.
It came up when I was on the phone giving someone directions and she was nearby. I said something like “go north on (x) street, then take a left on (y), etc”. She overheard me and said that I didn’t make any sense because whatever direction you’re facing is north, so north changes depending on which way you are facing. I said “no, north is north, it’s only the direction you’re facing if you happen to be facing north” and she started arguing with me over it.
She definitely was not just f@#king with me because she is a dumb@$$ that has a long history of saying really stupid s@#t."
the_one_true_bool
I have never, in 27 years of trauma surgery noticed so much as a bad remark. The amount of respect for the patient is astounding.