This post is for all those people that have been living under a rock.

#24 While using oil in a lock would work, the oil will collect crud and dry out over time. The proper thing to use for locks is graphite lubricant. Arbitrary example from Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Panef-Corp-Powdered-Graphite-Lubricant/dp/B0016GZQ60

If you didn't know #20, you shouldn't be driving a car...

#29 "Many hairpins have a grooved and a smooth side. The grooved side is meant to face in towards to scalp to provide a little extra grip."

Now I don't use hairpins but I would think the side WITHOUT the sharp pointed end would be better against your scalp?

#18 actually the bananas grow the way they are shown in this picture, so peeling it from the top is the "correct" way.

I miss #20 These new auto-dimming mirrors have no idea when I want day or night mode.

Also, remember to breathe. You are less likely to suffocate that way.