Don't touch my wife.

wtf? the hairdresser should make people beautiful....i dont wanna f@#k a woman looks like a 12 year boy....

The first step to becoming a carpet muncher.

Most of them looked better with long hair.
Short hair is also A LOT of work and maintenance. If you have a short cut, you need to have a good relationship with a GOOD hairdresser, and we all know how hard and expensive that is.

I did it the other way; had short hair since I was 17. Now 34 long hair again.

the title should have been "women get lesbian haircuts"

#7 and #8 seem to be twins.
It's the old relationship trap: You fall in love w/a girl/lady and if she has you on the hook, she cuts her hair ugly.

None of these pics is an improvement!

and that's, kids
...

how Karens are made

I think most of them look better with short hair.

Should be illegal. I writing this form Netherlands where I have noticed many women goes with this trend :/ and it is awful.
The next step is getting fat

the photographer use a lens that skews the image.

At most women long hair looks like a boring old curtain. A boring haircut for boring people.

If you got the blues, buy yourself a new pair of shoes! They all look happier.

Like I said before, nothing brings out more disgusting comments than a woman doing literally anything. Pathetic.

Why they all got Karen haircuts?

I guess they are all gay now!

Is this how we got Ellen?

So if you want to hide a big forehead, go get short hair? Subjectively this is the only answer.

I have to say am a fan of pixie hair cuts. It may be because the one that got away in another lifetime had one.

A lot better with short hair.
Well...actually if they are beautiful, like if they use tinfoild cones xDD.

Almost every single one of them looked better before.

#26 should sue them for f@#king up her head.