“My dad is an obstetrician-gynecologist and was on call for Christmas. This is how he went on his rounds to see patients this morning.”
Bonus: a Christmas story
One time, my school decided to organize a Christmas mascarade party, but since we didn’t have much money, my mom said they wouldn’t be able to get me a costume for the event. But my father found a way out — he painted a hat black, dressed me in a black turtleneck and black pants, attached a pistol case to my belt, and gave me his black sunglasses. I was a mafia man! Everyone was excited about my costume.