"I went parasailing, the guy could tell I was scared and thought it was a great idea to lunge toward me as im being lifted into the air, and scream “WAIT, SHES NOT STRAPPED IN!!” I was in-fact strapped in and boy did I straight up not have a good time. My mom was on the boat and ripped the guy a new one cuz I got the anxieties."
Why?
And that's when he learned to never EVER accept a "Double Dog Dare".