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"So a grandpa takes his grandson out fishing, the grandpa pulls out a smoke and lights it. The kid asks “hey grandpa can i have one?” And he says “does your d@#k touch your @$$?” And the kid says “well no” and grandpa says “theres your answer, youre too young”. Then grandpa pulls out some whiskey and takes a few pulls off the bottle. Kid asks “hey could i have a drink of that grandpa?” And grandpa says “does your d@#k touch your @$$?” “Well.. no it doesnt” says the kid. Grandpa says “well theres your answer”."