"Clothes from the women’s section fall apart after six months.
Meanwhile I have a 15-year-old shirt from the men’s section that I still wear."
"Mens nips arent censored but for some reason women's nips are."
"If a girl is 21 and a virgin she's considered pure. If a guy is 21 and a virgin he's a loser."
"When a woman is direct to employees at work she is a b#tch. When a man is direct to his employees he’s a leader."
"Men: I'm a 34in waist and size M shirt in EVERY. SINGLE. STORE.
Women: Sizes are called different things in each country, and the naming convention bears no relationship to the actual size (what is the 6 in size 6 supposed to signify?)"
"A bad dad can lose custody but many times a bad mom won't."
"Could not fathom having to give up their family name at marriage, but pressures his wife to do it without a second thought."
I'm a dude and I work out at the gym a lot but I think her biceps are proportionally bigger than mine LOL.