The chinese characters can also be seen on americans with a cool tattoos.

I am very well aware that I enjoy the Americanized version of Asian food and I am okay with that. An egg that looks like a lemon is a bit scary.

I think "I am the national treasure and I hate noise" is for the Panda. Panda is a national treasure in China and it doesn't like noise. If that is the case, I don't think the translation is wrong.

...noise egg glow red when mad. must eat or something.

#27 is in the hallway of hotel California!