#13 I don't think it is possible for it to have fallen in like that.

#aple user like this ****

#24 pretty sure will come out as a lucky day...

#13 How??

34 you are too far for nice clothes, deal with it!

#3 just lift the grid and if it’s bolted shut , nothing like a small stick and a piece of gum won’t fix.

#38 You got what you ordered

#9 Enjoy your cat.
Much more to come.

#20 first wrap the gift in aluminum foil then the red film and it'll look awesome!

A bad day is losing a loved one or finding out you've got cancer. These are minor inconveniences. If you lose your sh#t over a broken jar of pasta sauce I feel sorry for you.

#30 How also?

#29. Happened to me last night. Quick run to store for a cheap one to finish dinner.

#21 It would be a shame for a TV to go to waste in the rain. It could be their TV now and not called a porch piracy as there is no porch. They are not coming back to get it and deliver it to the right address any time soon.