Queen Elizabeth, a.k.a. “Gary”
The story says that at one time, a young Prince William fell inside Kensington Palace and yelled, “Gary!” A staff member approached him and asked him who Gary was. Right at that moment, Queen Elizabeth arrived and replied that she was “Gary.” It was probably William’s difficulty with pronouncing “granny” that brought about the funny nickname.
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