#60 How is he going to put his feet down when he stops?

60 as I don't see how the steering would work, I suspect Photoshop.

#54 Is this for real?

Dat squirrel so fat it gone explode

#2 That's the rule in my house too, whoever gets a chair first keeps it.

#22 It's time to show Mittens the pond.

#33 loafers

#19 Asking to get robbed

#17 Iceland?