“So I have a lamp at my place that I bought off Craigslist for like a $100 that probably dates to the early 1920s. Recently I found a hatpin in the shape of a tiny windmill!”
“Presumably 90 years ago someone was getting ready in their bedroom or something, stuck the pin into the shade for safekeeping, and forgot about it.”
#18 makes me sigh.
You are in favor of spaying and/or neutering people??
Eugenics will be appropriate term you looking for.
Ask Tom Hanks - he collects them.
Take a trip to Bend, Oregon and find out