“I was a safari driver at the Kilimanjaro attraction in Animal Kingdom. We had this elephant named Willy, who was an exhibitionist. I was driving a safari one day, spewing out facts about elephants, when I heard a tiny voice from the back of the truck yell, ‘MOOOOM! HE HAS FIVE LEGS!!!’ I turned, and sure enough, there was Willy, standing with his 5-foot-long dick just swaying in the Florida breeze. I had to turn my mic off, I was laughing so hard.”

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