Hello, I am an American who continues to pay to be fed this rubbish, and am surprised when it is served up the next time.

#2 also you'll be wiggling the wheel from side t side, yet noone driving behind you will call the cops thinking you're driving drunk.

Hello, I am Dr. Davis and every hospital scene wants me to answer the phone.

Hello, I'm a guy in a show or movie and my girlfriend/wife doesn't ask where I'm going when I grab my keys and say "I'm going out".

I’m an off-duty Cop who just got the snot beat out of him, been shot, jumped from the roof of an office building, had my feet torn to shreds by broken glass, and nearly plummeted down an air shaft. I think I’ll crack-wise, snuggle with my wife who wanted to divorce me, and cruise on out in a limo.

I'm a hero in a story that has had the sh!+ beaten out of me, broken bones/gunshot wound/etc. But I'm totally up for sex and all the hemmoraging, bruises, and bandages won't botger me at all except for maybe a little "Ow" just for dramatic effect.

#18 Actually, this is true for most cops in real life (especially the part about committing felonies without consequences)