"Catered weddings for a year or so, here's some of the more bat s@#t ones off the top of my head:

Entire wedding party dropped molly about an hour into the wedding, bride was colossally f@#ked up while the groom looked like he s@#t himself while staring at the alpacas they hired to take pictures with. (Yes they hired alpacas, no I don't know why.)

Bridezilla screamed at our serving team for serving too much chicken and not leaving enough for her, after she refused to eat untill 3 hours past dinner service. Groom was nowhere to be found after that.

Brides mom tried to f@#k one of our chefs, a very good looking 6'3 italian man. Bride had to pull her away from the kitchen two times, causing a fun argument between the brides mom and dad. Bride started crying and the groom decided to disappear to go take a few shots instead of comforting his wife."