"I had a friend who had some kind of f@#ked up urethra. It made him have multiple streams when he peed. But he f@#king REFUSED to sit down and pee, because 'that's for women'. He apparently also refused to clean up after himself.

Everytime he left my house, without fail, I'd have to use a mop to clean up his pee. I called him out on it, and he laughed like I should be laughing with him. We weren't friends long."