"Bought in 2001 when Craftman was still a well-built brand, I changed spark plug once and oil change maybe once every 3-4 years, first pull every time regardless of how long it sit, the tires barely got any tread left at this point."
I don't think sitting around for 2 decades is something to brag about.
Nice shoes though.
I agree. Yesterday I bought my 3rd coffee maker in 2 years. Not cheapies either.